Showing posts with label body paragraphs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label body paragraphs. Show all posts

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Beautiful Bodies

Dear English Answer Man:
What's the secret to writing the body of an essay?

The trick to body paragraphs is to sculpt and tone, sculpt and tone, sculpt and tone. If you want them to be extra solid, include some CONCRETE details. Plus, it helps to have a strong thesis statement--this is the foundation all fantastic bodies are built upon. 

If you are really having a hard time, find a guy named Jake and have him write the body. I've heard a lot of people have had success using this individual.