Fade in to student sitting at a desk by herself, and a dark cloud of a teacher looming menacingly. The tension is thick. A confrontation is imminent.
Student: "Can I just do this at home?"
Menacing Dark Cloud (Screaming, a jagged vein pulsating down his forehead, Harry Potter style. *): SIT DOWN AND BLOG!"
Student: Blogging sucks. I don't even know what to write about. It's so boring. All about your life and stuff. Who cares.
Dark Cloud (sun shining through, noticeably calmer): Hmmm. Sounds like you have a topic.
***** 10 MINUTES LATER*****
Student: Wow, I think this is the most fun I've ever had blogging. Look, I wrote about how blogging sucks!**
Dark Cloud (beaming rays of sunshine): Nice job! See how much fun blogging can be?
Student: Thank you so much. You are such an amazing teacher.
Dark Cloud: Well, it's all for the children. Now skip along your merry way.
*Based on a true story.
**She's right. Apparently blogging can and does suck. Throw in a pulsing vein and it's probably even worse.
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